Step 1: Have your Mom come over for Christmas.
Step 2. She will bring some pie crusts a bag of frozen rhubarb with her. Save them until you need them and then open them!
Step 3. Open freezer and find rhubarb and a giant bag of frozen blueberries you use for smoothies. Well, I use them for smoothies anyway.
Step 4. Find this recipe online. Follow it, kind of. I just dumped all the fruit in a bowl and defrosted in the microwave until it said "ready to be cooked into pie now please."
Step 5. Bake and then bake for longer because it wasn't long enough. Watch this movie on Netflix to help time go by faster. Okay, okay, it doesn't have to be that movie but it wasn't so bad. I like creative story lines.
Step 6. Eat 3 pieces. The first piece you eat because you have to make sure the pie is suitable and because you haven't eaten any lunch yet. The second piece you have to eat because sometimes the pie isn't equal in all places. The third piece you eat because you haven't gotten to eat a piece yet that didn't count as work.
Step 7. Bring to work, on your bike along with a pair of cross country skis. Because you can.
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